We just created another way to connect with Gnome Stew: our Facebook page.
There you can become a fan of the Stew, post weird photos of your butt on our wall, and generally help make our wives wonder even more what the hell we do all day when we’re “working on Gnome Stew.”
Like all gnomes, we’re obsessed with a) connecting with our fans and readers, and b) CRUSHING THE EARTH AND BENDING IT TO OUR WILL.
A and B both come from our gnomish lifestyle: born into cramped, sweaty warrens full of gnomes (who, like dwarves, all have beards and are essentially indistinguishable from one another), and forced to sew felt hats and write about GMing all day (until some bastard tosses us into a stew, of course), we view the whole world as one gigantic warren, and everyone in it as family.
So essentially we’re communists, and like all communists we’re evil and crave WORLD DOMINATION.
If you approve, drop on by and become a fan of Gnome Stew on Facebook.
Man, you and Phil Foglio are just hell-bent on exposing Gnome Domination plans today!!!!!!
http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20100124
Carefully coordinated, of course. Me and Phil, we go way back. 😉
Beards? Not in this corner of the stew pot.
But all that other stuff — that’s true. Especially that world domination thing. I’m tinkering with some gears, some steamwerks and an old coffee pot that should put the first part of our wicked, devious, secret plan in motion … after I’ve had dessert, of course.
Mmm — I’d like the plans for the steampunk coffee delivery system/world-dominating mecha when you’re through, Troy!
So what, now we’re channeling Girl Genius too!
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070618
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=148201510
You and Foglio must really go waaaay back!
Guys – The whole “world domination through coffee delivery” thing has been done.
I think we should go with the Gnometron/Assless Chaps approach…
Those other attempts were done by amateurs … the latte thing is a dead end. But only a pro would know.
Oh darn, now I’ve dropped all my ball bearings all over the floor … I’ll get back to you after I’ve picked them all up with my super-powered magnet. Muhahahahaha.