So long, and thanks for all the fish
HIGH: The quick retry feature.
LOW: Unlocking quick retry on each stage by clearing it.
WTF: A sushi chef without a knife?
Sayonara UmiharaKawase+ Review
Tag: Everyone
Aaru’s Awakening Review
Transport your soul
HIGH Skillfully transporting Aaru through a bevy of obstacles.
LOW Dying dozens of times before realizing what's killing me.
WTF the game using the words immoral and immortal interchangeably
Woah Dave! Review
For a Few Pennies More
HIGH: Throwing a Woah Block at the last possible second.
LOW: Watching a Woah Block succumb to a self-destructing skull.
WTF: What you just thought after reading the above.
Ori And The Blind Forest Review
Gliding Over All
HIGH The first ten minutes.
LOW The stomp attack is a bit wonky.
WTF It's hard not to see Naru as a furry Baymax.
Funk of Titans Review
A Tuneless Mess
HIGH The main character can buy and wear a Jason mask. So that's good, I guess?
LOW Sometimes buttons stop working! In a 2-button game!
WTF How is the music in this music-themed game so awful?
Art Of Balance Review
Balance Bored? Hardly.
HIGH: 3… 2… 1… YES!
LOW: 3… 2… NOOOOO!
WTF: Gravity-inverting blocks?!
Kalimba Review
Towering Accomplishment
HIGH Executing the perfect dance of leaps and switches required to kill the snake boss without losing a life.
LOW Some of the multiplayer levels straddle the line between 'fun' challenging and 'I hate life' challenging.
WTF Dear Advice Bear—I can read faster than you can speak, okay? So stop whining at me about advancing your text bubbles!
Super Mega Baseball Review
Old school is new again!
HIGH The walkoff win out of nowhere!
LOW Errors at the worst time thanks to manually controlling a fielder
WTF That roster. Those names. Those faces. The umpire strike calls.
Fantasy Life Review
Samey variety
HIGH Toppling a ferocious dragon with a massive, exhilarating combo.
LOW Long-winded conversations.
WTF Each song that plays when a job is mastered.
The “Denpa” Men 3: The Rise Of Digitoll Review
The third time's not quite the charm.
HIGH: Exhilarating, fast-paced battles.
LOW: Unfortunately, the battles pop up a bit too frequently.
WTF: Let's just say that some of the "Denpa" men aren't going to win any beauty contests…
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