Recombinant
HIGH It's sublimely elegant.
LOW I had no idea what was going on for the first 20 minutes.
WTF Where's the Vita version?
Splice Review
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Zen Pinball 2: South Park: Super-Sweet Pinball Review
Cheesy Poofs, as far as the eye can see.
HIGH Butters in a bear suit. Need I say more?
LOW Getting excited over Mr. Hanky multi-ball. Shame on me.
WTF It's South Park in pinball form. The whole game is a series of ‘WTF' moments
Geometry Wars 3 – Dimensions Review
Retro Trancing
HIGH Pacifism returns!
LOW A rammer lunging in from offscreen at the worst possible moment.
WTF Sequence redux is an insane experience.
Road Not Taken Review
There's some crazy things out in these woods.
HIGH Gorgeous artwork and humor.
LOW Stuck in a corner. Again.
WTF The random craziness from throwing things into spiritual wells.
Proteus Review
Take a Trip
HIGH The transcendental surprise of phasing to a completely new island.
LOW The lack of interaction with the world.
WTF The trippy sound effects, pixelated graphics, and environmental transitions makes this feel like an 'I'm high' simulator.
Mario Kart 8 Review
One over the eight
HIGH Rainbow Road, which is so beautiful and awe -inspiring that epic songs should be penned about it right now and passed down from generation to generation.
LOW The AI has undoubtedly improved, but it's still immensely irritating at times.
WTF It's a toss up between Luigi's death stare and the blue shell still being a thing. Gyah!
Metrico Review
An infographic built on the wrong information
HIGH A hyper art-house vibe and existential tone.
LOW World six killed every bit of good feeling I had for this game.
WTF Was it a requirement to use every possible input on the Vita?
Shovel Knight Review
The best of the past, without the worst
HIGH Clearing that part of Propeller Knight's stage.
LOW Accidentally pogo jumping and destroying the floor underneath me.
WTF The AI companion's behavior during the final boss is hilariously videogamey.
Entwined Review
Wrapped around nothing
HIGH It's a cool concept.
LOW There's nothing else to it.
WTF They're not really apart. I mean, the two can, like, touch at will…
Sixty Second Shooter Prime Review
The Continuing Adventures Of The Triangle From Asteroids
HIGH It features The Last Starfighter's famous Death Blossom!
LOW Dropping from one level to the next, and landing on a game-ending foe.
WTF Is there seriously no way I can turn off those annoying backgrounds?
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