Keep it Simple (and Clean), Stupid
HIGH Huge amounts of content, all the most essential Kingdom Hearts material.
LOW Nothing that hasn’t been seen before.
WTF Needing three wikis and a Google doc just to keep track of the plot.
Tag: Game Reviews
Mr. Shifty Review
A Shift in the Right Direction
HIGH Taking out a line of guards by tossing a shield.
LOW Breezing through an area, only to repeatedly die at the end.
WTF Nyx’s horrible Stone puns.
Hatsune Miku: Project Diva X Review
The Sharon Apple Cometh
HIGH Modern rhythm gaming at its challenging best (for those who can dig the music.)
LOW The anemic track list.
WTF Are you reading some of these lyrics?!
Assault Suit Leynos Review
Retarget: Earth
HIGH Gorgeous art and classic gameplay
LOW Isn’t “easy mode” supposed to be easy?
WTF That price tag!
Umbrella Corps Review
Dead inside
HIGH There’s a Barry Burton Mask included with the Deluxe pack.
LOW Pretty much everything else.
WTF The speed of character movement is freaking insane.
Brigador Review
Mechs. Warriors. Mercenaries.
HIGH The frosty-cool cyberpunk mood and glorious synth soundtrack
LOW Tougher than a cyborg’s titanium codpiece, and not always for the right reasons
WTF Am I wrong for wanting a mission or two during daytime?
Fallout 4: Far Harbor Review
Set sail for intrigue
HIGH: Hermit crabs!
LOW: Tedious workshop crafting puzzles shoehorned into the main quest
WTF: Could everyone in Fallout 4 be an android?!?
Odin Sphere Leifthrasir Review
Götterdämmerung like it’s 2007
HIGH Vanillaware’s best game looks and plays better than ever
LOW The changes don’t quite mask some of the repetition
WTF Experiencing Vanillaware’s glorious food/cooking obsession in glorious HD
Nights of Azure Review
Time for bed?
HIGH The art style and soundtrack are exceptional.
LOW The gameplay, storyline and translation aren’t.
WTF ‘Where’s the next turd?!‘
Witch and the Hundred Knight Revival Edition Review
Breaker of Critics
HIGH The ‘bad’ ending.
LOW The ‘true’ ending.
WTF There’s a plotline about playing Pygmalion for an insect in love with a prince.
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