Misguided Homage
HIGH Classic fast FPS gameplay.
LOW Has there ever been an enjoyable sewer level?
WTF Did I just hear a line that references… Dirty Dancing?
HIGH Classic fast FPS gameplay.
LOW Has there ever been an enjoyable sewer level?
WTF Did I just hear a line that references… Dirty Dancing?
HIGH Finally winning it all with my beloved Beewolves!
LOW Blowing a six run lead in the 9th .
WTF The ads on the stadium walls. Chocolate covered kale? Really???
HIGH The updated art style is bright, colorful and cartoonish.
LOW Getting stuck after missing an item.
WTF Using toenails to unscrew screws.
HIGH The Shades are genuinely eerie monsters.
LOW Missing a person in need and getting a bad ending.
WTF The stop sign monster seems pulled straight from Syndrome.
HIGH Playing as a psychopath early on is enjoyable.
LOW The voice acting and script are laughable.
WTF Why are the sexy nurses from Silent Hill 2 in this game?
HIGH Looking into the trees and spotting the camouflaged Predator.
LOW Hearing the Predator stomping around like a doof.
WTF So… who won that match?
HIGH Hyper-crunchy team-based tactics. Lesbian cowgirls.
LOW Playing 3/4ths of the boat level without knowing I could swim.
WTF Why can’t I pick up ammo and give it to a teammate?
HIGH Ladiva’s ultimate attack.
LOW The RPG mode is a missed opportunity.
WTF That’s a tiny roster given the paid DLC characters at launch…
HIGH Harvesting spinal fluid.
LOW Repetition severely dampens the scares.
WTF An enemy type straight out of Left 4 Dead.
HIGH The progression feels rewarding.
LOW It looks like it belongs on the original PlayStation.
WTF Two Steven Spielberg parody posters here for some reason.
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