Please Pursue Making Games Like This Again
HIGH Gettin’ dat Bugatti
LOW The soundtrack didn’t get any better with age
WTF Lamborghini cop cars = Defund The Police.
Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Remastered Review
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Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Remastered Review
Aren’t There Better Things To Remaster, Kupo?
HIGH A bright, cheerful presentation that defined “chibi” Final Fantasy.
LOW Completely missing the only thing that made the original cool in the first place.
WTF The proper usage and inflection of the word “Kupo”
Volta-X Review
Right Robots, Wrong Mission
HIGH The concept is gold and the art style is fantastic.
LOW Finishing the game missing crewmembers and robots.
WTF Who thought all this grinding was a good idea?
Ghost Of Tsushima Review
Ubisoft Mode
HIGH It’s staggeringly beautiful.
LOW I never want to hear the word “honor” ever again.
WTF The absolute stockpile of headbands I’ve accumulated.
DreamBack VR Review
Don’t Fall Asleep
HIGH It looks great.
LOW It’s dark, confusing and boring.
WTF Did they just pull a guy off the street and ask him to do voiceovers?
The Last Of Us Part II Review
I Need A Drink And A Hug
HIGH A peerless and inspiring new standard for accessibility options
LOW A seeming disinterest in moving the medium forward mechanically.
WTF: …Man did y’all have to release this right now?
Editor’s note: This review contains NO SPOILERS for The Last of Us 2, but does discuss the ending of The Last of Us in spoiler-level detail.
Desperados III Review
Posse Up
HIGH Hyper-crunchy team-based tactics. Lesbian cowgirls.
LOW Playing 3/4ths of the boat level without knowing I could swim.
WTF Why can’t I pick up ammo and give it to a teammate?
Granblue Fantasy Versus Review
Is This Real Life? Is This Just…
HIGH Ladiva’s ultimate attack.
LOW The RPG mode is a missed opportunity.
WTF That’s a tiny roster given the paid DLC characters at launch…
STATIONflow Review
Directing A River Of Humanity
HIGH Watching thousands tromp through immaculately clean tunnels.
LOW Spending minutes trying to line a hallway up perfectly.
WTF That is not a flattering depiction of ‘tourists’, game.
Boot Hill Bounties Review
The Good, The Bad, And The Average
HIGH Brilliant concept that combines ’90s JRPGs with Western themes.
LOW Anything that isn’t the writing.
WTF All the animals look like textbook image scans.
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