Leave It Underwater
HIGH Fixing the little robots.
LOW Ending a stage just out of position to light up a wick.
WTF I guess it just… ends.
Author: Sparky Clarkson
1979 Revolution: Black Friday Review
An Old Country Turns Young
HIGH When the whole crowd bows to pray.
LOW Trying to navigate the “stories” screen.
WTF Devs, please stop telling me some character “will remember that”.
The Mooseman Review
The Light, the Heat
HIGH The sun rising over the lake.
LOW A totally illegible “stealth” section involving hiding from a fish.
WTF A giant spider killed me, then I immediately died again when I respawned.
Rainbow Skies Review
Coulda Used That Pot Of Gold
HIGH Blowing through the final boss’ second form without taking damage.
LOW Any fight with more than six enemies.
WTF Who thought all these attack cutaways were a good idea?
Shape Of The World Review
Shapeless
HIGH The music is great and the sound of the walkways appearing always works well with it.
LOW Trying to aim at monoliths on the mountain.
WTF I’m planting… stalagmites?
Smoke And Sacrifice Review
Swunge-ing In The Deep
HIGH Finally getting to an environment that isn’t swamp or snow.
LOW The first time I fast-traveled at moderate health and got killed by enemies before the world finished loading.
WTF How does this arrangement of swamp, blazing hot coal fields, and bitterly cold snow zones even exist?
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (Switch) Review
Getting There Slowly
HIGH Jumping off a cliff that’s too high.
LOW Oh good, time to cross the map for an important resource again.
WTF From the recipes, it appears that this bread is made from fish oil?
The Way of Life: Definitive Edition Review
Not This Way
HIGH The Old Man’s “love” sequence.
LOW Trying to chop the zucchini.
WTF What is this platforming puzzle even about?
Way Of The Passive Fist Review
Passive PUNCH!
HIGH Defending perfectly against a huge wave of enemies and knocking them all out with a body slam.
LOW The second boss’s pinpoint long-range attack.
WTF No more books?
The Red Strings Club Review
This Tequila Tastes Like Regret
HIGH The whole encounter with Larissa.
LOW A character dying because a safe-sounding dialogue option wasn’t.
WTF These cocktails might be better if they contained something else besides hard liquor.
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