Warships, Waifus & Warfare
HIGH The high-quality illustrations are impressive.
LOW The gameplay and writing… aren’t.
WTF What, aside from being able to propose to the hovering humanoid anime WWII-era battleships?
HIGH The high-quality illustrations are impressive.
LOW The gameplay and writing… aren’t.
WTF What, aside from being able to propose to the hovering humanoid anime WWII-era battleships?
HIGH The new mounts are a fantastic addition to the formula.
LOW Environmental slope attacks not triggering when they should.
WTF Shouldn’t there have been a Dragon’s Dogma crossover event by now?
HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
HIGH Yakumo. Or maybe Eva? Nah, it’s gotta be Yakumo.
LOW The combat’s just average, and there’s a ton of it.
WTF Who thought walking through dozens of memories at a snail’s pace was a good idea?
HIGH It’s more Darksiders 3, kinda.
LOW Feels superfluous and doesn’t stack up to the main game.
WTF Fury’s easily bought, it seems.
HIGH Satsuki Kiryuin is the protagonist? Rad!
LOW Ten playable characters ain’t much, and two of them are alts.
WTF ‘Why aren’t they popping back on?’
HIGH Darli Dagger! Also, Darli Dagger.
LOW That last boss is woefully designed.
WTF An unarmed special attack removing 80% of someone’s health.
HIGH The short, unique boss sequences.
LOW When the focus is on pointlessly simple puzzles instead of combat.
WTF The sewer level that drags on long past its welcome.
HIGH The Heat action involving a passing car is inspired.
LOW Tailing minigames are never a good addition to any title. Ever.
WTF What is it with Yagami and cats, exactly?
HIGH The presentation and translation are pretty good!
LOW Nearly everything else in the game, not so much.
WTF Every character’s backstory.
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