Watch This
HIGH Discovering that the background apps can be opened.
LOW I get that this actress is also a singer, but that musical interlude is a bit long-winded.
WTF A brief anecdote concerning a hairbrush.
Her Story Review
Author: Mike Suskie
God Of War III Remastered Review
I Have Fury
HIGH The first hour.
LOW The last hour.
WTF Why does Kratos suddenly care about Pandora?
Project CARS Review
We Meet Again, Bathurst
HIGH California One.
LOW Karting.
WTF Getting an off-track penalty for taking a mandatory pit stop.
I Am Bread Review
All Bun and Games
HIGH Zero-G mode.
LOW The game crashing while trying to load zero-G mode.
WTF The whole thing, really. It's a game about a slice of bread.
La-Mulana EX Review
Get Lost
HIGH That fleeting glimmer of optimism when actual progress is made.
LOW Re-orienting after any amount of time away.
WTF Hey, Rising Star Games? Y'all know what a red star means, right?
Ori And The Blind Forest Review
Gliding Over All
HIGH The first ten minutes.
LOW The stomp attack is a bit wonky.
WTF It's hard not to see Naru as a furry Baymax.
Grow Home Review
A Garden of Whimsy
HIGH Looking down.
LOW That bull isn't friendly.
WTF This came from Ubisoft. Ubisoft.
Assassin’s Creed: Unity Review
Iconic Performance Issues
HIGH 22fps.
LOW 3fps.
WTF The recurring quirk of hitting the map button and going to the IE app.
Sunset Overdrive Review
High Caffeine Content
HIGH Getting from one end of the city to the other without touching the ground.
LOW Tired references to Reddit, NeoGAF, and everything else culture-relevant.
WTF The villain sounds identical to Monokuma from Danganronpa.
I've got a bone to pick with Insomniac.
Orbital Gear Review
Has No Pull
HIGH The gun that fires health-draining orbs.
LOW The complete lack of breadth.
WTF Not being able to find opponents means that I have an excuse to not play this.
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